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Free Couch
03:36
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I found a free couch on the motorway
It was covered in burns and shit and piss stains
But hey, it was free
I found a free car on some dark old street
There was a dead guy sitting in a passenger seat
But hey, it was free
I'm showing no signs of slowing down
So why'd you wanna bring me back to the ground?
I'm getting by fine on my own
So keep your bad vibes out of my zone
I got mine so go get yours, or get the hell out of my home
I got mine so go get yours
I got a girl, she looks like a model
But she makes me feel so small
Oh well, she's free
I got myself a job that pays alright
But I wanna blow my brains out when I get home at night
Oh well, it's easy
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Revenge Of The Bergs
02:44
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They threw a party for the wrap, they invited all the staff
The clam chowder stole the show, going back for second bowls
Then we started feeling weird, only had a couple beers
Seeing things that weren't there, yeah we started getting scared
James was upstairs freaking out, thinking 'bout insurance forms
The ambulance is coming down, lets go and get our stomachs pumped
Kate and Leo were just fine
Cos they weren't in Nova Scotia at the time
Lets ride our wheelchairs down the hall
I know they won't believe this back at home
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Lonely Hours
02:12
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Lonely hours, melt away
Thinking of the words to say
By now you've lost your crowd
They're finding another fool who sings songs
Lonely hours, wasting time
Thinking of the words that rhyme
By now you're lost and found
Another toy in a doctors office
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Cool To Cry
03:18
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Remember the dress up party two thousand fourteen
You went as Courtney Love and I was Michael Myers from Halloween
You said I made you look a fool, I guess I looked pretty foolish too
When I said we both came as killers, I thought it was funny but you didn't get it
One day I think I oughta learn how to shut my face
How to shut my face, how to shut my face
Pretend it's alright, my momma said it's cool to cry
Pretend it's alright. you gotta wipe your nose on your sleeve sometimes
You said you wouldn't leave but you did x2
If I had my way I'd take a boat out to the sea
Tie my feelings to an anchor, drop that sucker 50,000 feet beneath
One day I think I oughta learn how to shut my face
How to shut my face, how to shut my face
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Fake Bandit Hat Southampton, UK
Fake Bandit Hat (named after a quote from the greatest movie of all time) is a one man bedroom project making goofy alt rock and power pop.
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