Name: Safety Rolls (Theme Song to "Waterdeep High")
Duration: P00H01M46S
Description: I was emotionally blackmailed by a close friend to make this song in less than a day. I wasn't paid.

Safety Rolls (Theme Song to "Waterdeep High")

by Fake Bandit Hat

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I was emotionally blackmailed by a close friend to make this song in less than a day. I wasn't paid.

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Let me tell you a tale of Dungeons and Dragons
Of potions and spells and mead drank from flagons
These goblins and ghouls of fiendish creation
But how did these beasts receive education?
Yeah high school's hard when you are the local bard
And the cool kids are always trying to steal your lute (loot)
And if you're a dork, you'll get eaten by some orks
Before you get a chance to touch some boobs
I wanna go home
I got beat up by a gnome
High school kinda blows, but at least I got my safety rolls
High schools so unfair
I got a boner in math class and a dragon was there

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released March 26, 2021
music and lyrics by Ben Palmer
Guitar, bass, synths and vocals by Ben Palmer
Drums by Rob's old Casio keyboard (RIP to a real one)
Cover art by Kirstyplzdesign

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Fake Bandit Hat Southampton, UK

Fake Bandit Hat (named after a quote from the greatest movie of all time) is a one man bedroom project making goofy alt rock and power pop.

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